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You just have to remember to take a concubine that's under 21 so she can drive you home on that death road

Deer you may want to revisit pie on the mountain. You can indeed get a beer and wine now.

Well folks I spoke to the owner. Yes there will be beer at Pie on the Mountain. He is waiting to get coolers installed.

Pulled some strings and bent some ears and got the beer truck in Lansing.

And they said it couldn't be done.

The beer is now flowing in Lansing!

You know agent no one has laid eyes on benchwarmer in over a year. The last time she was seen was passed out over the drunken preachers shoulder headed for a tent. You dont suppose he did such a good job she has been worshiping him ever since?

Don't forget that The Drunken Preacher, after a couple pops, really goes for the larger women and most small cattle and there is a ready supply out that way. Unlike the barnies though, he does prefer females.

The stage was set a few years ago when the women were in the creek skinny dippin in Lansing. Its just a matter of us moving one of our bashes up to lansing. I bet we can pull some local talent out of the hollows to Lansing.

Half of them will be there off duty anyway. Remember the monkey pile we caught them having with the gay midgets last year up on the river. I think half the force is a bit light in the loafers if you follow my thinking. Not that there is anything wrong with being a tad gay if that is how your gate swings. Just kind of hard to not laugh when a cop swishes when he tries the tough guy act. Anyway, we'll be rollin' on the river soon. The Lansing thing will just be a warmup. Can't wait to get in between those twin sisters again. Nothing like a secretagent sandwich.

Agent, I'm glad you're back. My wife came home a couple months back, and I think we are ready to get back on the circuit again. Sister in law is in the slammer again, but we can probably pick up a third from Dog.

I would like to try a bash at the new Lansing park, but I don't think they are quite ready for that. Pretty handy to drink beer in the pizza joint and stumble across to the creek. They even have a dog fence we could use to corral the midgets if they get too unruly.

FYI, there are no cops in Lansing, so the county boys will probably be stretched pretty thin in coming way out to Lansing.

Thank god you will be back more. And I've been working on my tolerance to set a new record for the Christmas bash.

Ill be back around more and more. Ive been kept away from the area against my better wishes but the reins are loosening somewhat. Im sure we'll be setting new consumption records for the Christmas/New Years Holiday season.

Well this site needs you and your input. Thats for dang sure.

We all know how we have been able to drink all we want over the years where ever and when ever we wanted to, Lansing is no different. Who cares. Everywhere else in the free world we can drink and we do. Why not just say it is legal and get on with it. Even though Im out of the loop for the time being I am about ready to break loose again. The drunken preacher is off the wagon again. The convulsing niece has a clean card from the health department. Lets let the games begin in Lansing as the center of it all.

Still no thumpers protesting in the streets. They may have to hire some to come in.

Remember folks, you heard it here first.

I told you so.

Under pup, River House is a private club. Gail figured that out early on

I guess the river house is a private club ?

I'm pretty sure there are some B&Bs and restaurants in Valle Cruisis that used that section of 194 being designated a senic byway to get beer and wine permits.