Is Kohl's Coming To Town?
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secretagent
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Posted 8:33 am, 12/17/2014
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Mr Slick,
Normally I would recommend the Drunken Preacher's Seizing Niece for one of your openings. However, she has recently been hired by the Commonwealth Of Viriginia to work on their behalf throughout their vast Prison System servicing good behavior prisoners in the Conjugal Trailers at each site. Normally the girlfriends and wives of the prisoners are the ones who serve those needs but there are prisoners who don't have girlfriends or wives who are willing to have anything to do with them anymore. And, there are of course those male prisoners whose boyfriends won't have anything to do with them either so they are willing to make do with the seizing niece. Reportedly, she has actually converted several of those guys. Anyway, she is sending a group up from her former employment in Chapel Hill and The Dog and Fins will be performing the pre-inspection/pre-interview process to save you time.
Hope this helps.
Sincerely and Professionally
THEE Secretagent
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underdog2
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Posted 8:04 am, 12/17/2014
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I got the following email and wanted to share it with you all.
Dear Mr Dog,
I hope that you by now have heard the rumors that The Crazy horse is opening a strip club in the old Lowes foods space in West Jefferson. Mr Dog yours and your friend Mr Fins reputations come highly recommended when we did a canvas looking for men who would help us set up and use some local talented girls. While we do rotate girls among our clubs we do like to utilize local talent. We would love for you to let us make an appointment with you to look over some of the local talent we have had to apply.
Rich Slick
The crazy horse
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ruffseas
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Posted 10:38 pm, 12/16/2014
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Thought it was BIG LOTS...that is more like what would pick WJ, not Kohl's not enough folks here to shop Kohls with the new Salvation Army that just opened & Goodwill. No on the Kohl's store for sure
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Sheik
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Posted 11:33 am, 12/16/2014
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Its gonna be a strip joint called "The Crazy Horse"
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Mr.Trucker
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Posted 11:24 am, 12/16/2014
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Are you sure it's not going to be the new Trump Tower?
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CooperFarms
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Posted 8:20 am, 12/16/2014
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It's not Kohl's it a Macy's
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underdog2
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Posted 7:59 am, 12/16/2014
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Blanch has never said anything that was reliable.
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onlyinashe
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Posted 6:58 am, 12/16/2014
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I want some of what your source is taking, drinking, snorting, or smoking. They are so far out to lunch even Jimmy John's won't deliver to them.
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benchwarmer99
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Posted 6:15 pm, 12/15/2014
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A source told me a Kohl's store was moving into the old Lowes Food building. Can anyone confirm this?
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