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Kmeridian37

Posted 9:56 am, 01/07/2010

Should have been I'm not coming out of that ice, but hey it's 28 degrees, I may just thaw out. Poor doggie, somebody rescue him. At least I have some company now.

Kmeridian37

Posted 9:53 pm, 01/06/2010

newriverrat: Did that dog have a keg like a Saint Bernard. If not I'm coming out of that ice. Make it Bourbon and Pepsi please.

newriverrat

Posted 12:37 am, 01/06/2010

I was walking my border collie by the river and he saw K-37 stuck in the ice, so he did his border collie rescue dive to save K-37! Well the border collie rescue dive means the dog goes rear end first in to the water....got to keep the head out of the water and the eyes on the person to be rescued!

BUT...there was no water....just pure ice! So now we have K-37 and my dog STUCK! My dog's rear is glued to the ice!

What am I doing? See that orange extension cord? I am trying to find a way to run my hairdryer out there to thaw them out! WAIT? What if I run an extension cord all the way to that wind turbine on the ASU campus? I heard it was making enough energy to power a hairdryer, MAYBE.

NAH...I will keep looking for an electrical outlet that I can count on to work.
Hang on naked dog and bobbin' K-37. The hairdryer is on its way!

povertee

Posted 12:35 am, 01/06/2010

No wonder you are Annoyed.

Annoyed

Posted 12:23 am, 01/06/2010

whoo wee it is cold our here. gotta put on clothes.

Trista

Posted 7:35 pm, 01/03/2010

I hear ya

Kmeridian37

Posted 7:31 pm, 01/03/2010

Trista, It wasn't me, I couldn't find a hole in the ice to jump in. I'm now down from 5foot 8" to 3 foot. I'm not gonna try that agin. LOL, Oh my head. what was I thinking since I can't swim!!

Trista

Posted 11:19 am, 01/03/2010

I was driving by and low an behold kmeridian37 was a bobbin popsicle. It may be spring before we hear from her again . Lmao.

Kmeridian37

Posted 9:12 am, 01/03/2010

I just noticed the temp at the top of the page jumped from 9 degrees to 10. Anyone for the Polar Plunge in the New River?? I think we have a heatwave.Where did I leave that bikini?? Everybody better cover your eyes

Satan

Posted 5:29 pm, 01/02/2010

careful not to freeze things off

ziggy99

Posted 10:06 pm, 12/20/2009

scary stuff oh here

povertee

Posted 3:46 pm, 12/20/2009

I had my eyes closed.

Satan

Posted 6:51 am, 12/20/2009

yeah its me ( i think)... having a blonde moment pov ? :P
ok i just felt myself and i'm pretty sure its me... anybody else wanna feel ? :P

povertee

Posted 6:36 pm, 12/19/2009

Satan, is that you?

trista

Posted 4:17 pm, 12/18/2009

There's some strange feeling soap suds out today lmao

Satan

Posted 12:23 pm, 12/18/2009

anybody naked today will develop icicles

Kmeridian37

Posted 9:55 am, 12/11/2009

Anyone naked this morning and outside, is frozen. Someone better drag them inside and thaw them out.

Satan

Posted 5:51 pm, 12/10/2009

the naked song

OpenCasket

Posted 7:10 pm, 12/07/2009

My coin purse shrunk 2 sizes today.

Satan

Posted 6:29 pm, 12/07/2009

its so cold your "t" got itty bitty

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