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secretagent

Posted 9:53 am, 09/07/2014

WGAF?

Dump_Trucker

Posted 8:31 am, 09/07/2014

I'm shocked Nascar did not see to it that Stewart won in Richmond, so he could be in the Chase... Guess they figured it would be to obvious.... Anyways The Chase is on!!!!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:44 pm, 09/01/2014

They may wear glasses, do you think they will get broken? dawg didn't have glasses on at the river bash. He has those bedroom eyes!

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:38 pm, 09/01/2014

Yes they say that will make you blind, i just hope they have the common sense to stop when it gets to the contact lens stage!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:37 pm, 09/01/2014

Bad bad boys!

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:36 pm, 09/01/2014

Thinking back on the weekends events that transpired, they are probably sitting back committing animal cruelty.. Spankin their monkeys!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:34 pm, 09/01/2014

Well guys are you coming out tonight to play or are you going to stay in the dark?

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:32 pm, 09/01/2014

Well it took the Cupcake to bring them out of the closet to start with, so maybe they will come forth again....

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:31 pm, 09/01/2014

They are hiding behind the closet door. I wonder if they will come back out?

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:31 pm, 09/01/2014

I hear Cupcake was so talented the dawg thought he was being handled by one of the Kentucky snake handlers....

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:29 pm, 09/01/2014

I take everything being brought up here to be the truth, as neither of the boys have chimed in denying any of it....

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:26 pm, 09/01/2014

Yep, especially the cupcakes cream filling!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:25 pm, 09/01/2014

All I can say is he sure loves cupcakes!

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:23 pm, 09/01/2014

Yeah i heard the boy had a knack for that, or was it he had that for a snack... Hmmmmm

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:21 pm, 09/01/2014

dawg can't walk the walk but, he sure can talk with the tongue!

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:21 pm, 09/01/2014

Finny shouldn't be so biased, ****it man help the handicapped!!! Bumping bellies with the niece is like riding a moped, it's ok as long as your friends don't see you....

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:18 pm, 09/01/2014

And...those mexican midgets well they started gibbering and I think they started talking in tongues too. The seizing niece started crying, she fell on her knees calling for finny to come out of the river back to her.

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:17 pm, 09/01/2014

Blanch is there any truth Dawg was speaking with his tongue, but it was muffled?

Dump_Trucker

Posted 10:14 pm, 09/01/2014

Oh lordy, i have heard of "knocking the bottom out of it", but this gives the saying a whole new meaning.....

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:11 pm, 09/01/2014

When dawg and I broke the trampoline the drunken preacher started talking in tongues. We couldn't understand what he was saying but I'm sure it wasn't good.

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