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I tried to kiss one of the Cajun Bearded Clams last year and it caused quite a ruckus. I will stop by later tonight.

The liquor and beer truck arrived already and Blanch was the first to dive in. Of course she is already drunk and trying to burn down one of the plastic outhouses so hide all of your lighters from her. Be sure and tell those midgets since they sometimes hold ash trays on their heads.

I will be in my van down by the river.

The drunken preacher, the midget, the triplets, and the Thailand ping pong girl all made it to town this morning. They apparently stopped at some redneck trucker bar last night where the Ping Ping girl made $4500 and the preacher saved 3 souls. He’s still jacked up from the liquor and the meth him and the midget were on so they could keep driving, so he stirred up a preaching gig at some little church in creston. He will be in high speed fire and brimstone tonight, which is a sight worth seeing if you don’t have plans.

His seizing niece flew in with some tech nerd she met while in Portland. Apparently he’s some tech nerd that made $100million before he could legally drink and didn’t get laid for the first time until he was 25. He’d definitely never seen a girl that could do the things the niece can do and fell in love as soon as he shot his first load. The midget told me he thought she talked the nerd into taking her to San Francisco before they came here, just long enough to get married. I guess CA has the toughest divorce laws and the poor guy was too horny to ask for a prenup. Poor guy has no idea what’s about to happen to him.

Remember, festivities start tonight with the Cajun Bearded Clams going on stage at 8:30. They are an all girl zydeco band, and their motto is, if you don’t slurp, you ain’t eatin’ em right.

I appreciate the thought and you may carry my robe.

All Hail The King!

He can see the giant snow flakes melting in the preshow

But we will have a mini Jumbotron up showing the speech. We will toast his leadership along with those of the founding fathers

I think you have the wrong site. You want gowilkes and that gang of nut jobs.

I will be glued to the tv on Trump Day watching POTUS tell the world how great he is.

I just heard the preacher and the midget hit Memphis this morning. Sounded like the caddy is packed with the triplets and the girl that does Thailand ping pong shows. The midget said he found a truck stop where he managed to get some meth so they plan to drive straight on through and be here by tonight. Of course, you know how easily they get distracted and could end up in a blues bar. I’ll feel better once they are east of Knoxville.

Other news, the jello pit is built and in the process of being filled. The RV is mostly cleaned out, and blanch is raring to go. Sorry I haven’t updated the band info, still haven’t gotten exact confirmations yet.

Remember folks, it will be a long weekend. Be hydrating now.

She is SO MUCH fun

She is flying in to the money pit landing strip of Ashe county tonight. I think she has hitched a ride with a so called weed runner.

What ever happened to the seizing niece?

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Isn’t he talking about the rat man?

Wait a minute fins, Bluesmoke, where is this nudist camp on the river?

If you have to ask, you must not be on the list.

Is the 4 th River Bash near the Nudist Camp?

The triplets ended up in Portland with the drunk preacher and the midget. From what I hear they signed a sponsorship deal with Bad Dragon. They will be back for the 4th.