Once there was a man named Sam
Who got the county in a great big jam
He professed to save the county money
And thought his tall tales were funny
The truth is that he put the county in debt
And that he was greatly disliked is a sure bet
And his stories were so old and boring
that they left many who heard them snoring
He said lawsuits were the "cost of doing business"
Which isn't good common sense
He thought he was king of the hill
But everyone knew he was just a pill
Little did he know he would get busted for his sins
When it was reported in the paper by his hero, Ken Lynn
Now he is on leave from his job
And the county, he can no longer rob
Hopefully the commissioners will soon cut him free
And no richer will he be