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No surprise here. I doubt he could find his butt with both hands.

A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards; as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push. --Ludwig Wittgenstein

No one found this amusing :(. I thought it was funny when I heard it. He wasn't a prisoner or anything he just couldn't get out of the jail :)

I heard from the grapevine that Gary Roark, our most beloved and esteemed County Commisser (hold the snickering) seemed to have gotten locked in the jail the other day and couldn't get out.