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The washtub full of KFC is all gone. We are back to tacos and burritos. How can those midgets drink all that liquor? I thought the whole holding your liquor thing was a function of body mass vs. intake rate. No way in holy hello that is correct after watching those guys.

Yo dawg is that your nose or you eating a banana?

Dumper someone should stuff you in a hole and flush you.

Good morning crap stains of Ashe......

The rain has served to regroup under the party tent. I think this is the first time I've seen all (or at least most) of the participants together in one spot. What a gathering of talent.....

Yeah I'm imagining these two 18 y/o olds asleep and plumb tuckered out from pleasing me.

And I suppose these hangovers are all imaginary too. I know mine isn't. I'm going back to bed. There is stump grinder there waiting for the sun to come up. Or something. Imagine that.

No, I don't see where not being invited to an imaginary party is anything to fret over.

Still jealous you weren't invited

Yeah, keep telling yourself that!!!

I took a nap earlier. And I'm pacing myself for the whole weekend. I'm a professional

The imaginary river bash must be a real bore, since finny has the time to argue about school athletic programs and their funding...LMAO!!!!

And tonight all the girls are doing the flame thrower act. It is a beautiful thing to see.

This is turning out to be the one bash to remember. The bar is set high.

We found the third long stemmed identical triplet. She became fascinated with one of those remote controlled four wheel drive Tonka Trucks with vibrating thrusting option attached to it. She had shut herself in my Prevost Motor Coach and was exhausted when we found her. She is resting comfortably now. A few minutes ago two of the stump grinders from SC showed up. Unbeknownst to anyone they were enthralled with the sight of the Drunken Preacher's brief case that was stuffed with money. He invited them up and told none of us. They have no idea about the 4 suit cases full of cash. Anyway, they are going to be doing some seminars for the other girls. And they will be demonstrating some of the new toy that the Seizing Niece has with her. Somehow I think that lap dances will never be the same here after this weekend. Stump Grinders indeed! The Mexican neighbors pals with the Tacoteria Restaurants are also roasting some pigs too so things may get better in the latrine department. Between the gas and the Drizzly Fizzlies and the Hershey Squirts, there were some people wanting to just have some oatmeal for breakfast and some Preparation H wipes. As always, those gay midgets are happy to hold the P funnels for anyone needing the service.

Don't be so testy, there little fellow. Btw what's up with secret agent? Are you a agent for Secret deodorant? A form of expressing your feminine side maybe?

Dumctrucker I think you are putting one of your real life adventure stories about the pearl necklace and the hair goo from one of your truck stop parking lot rodeos. We all know that you fools have your names embossed in the back of your belts so you know who it is you are doing what to. You are the pervs.

And the manure heap continues to grow!!! Between all this BS and Southern Justice, Ashe sure sounds like a place to live!!

Seems one of the identical sisters is missing. (I can't tell which, never could). And three cheers for whomever brought that washing tub full of KFC. Another burritto and I think I might explode.

While ago some of the new river clown posse showed up and thought they were going to ruin the party. They tired to tell the girls not to be pissing in the river. They threw rocks and mud at them and they retreated. I instructed the midgets to run out and let the air out of their tires. One old prune walked by me and stated "well I never" and I told her in my less than high tone no one will service you. Then I thought now this is one for the drunken preacher. But before I put the preacher on her trail I told her I had something to show her. I said now get a good look at your school administrator blanch and be sure to read her title on her butt.