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Sorry couldn't, unlike yourself, I'm actually informed and well read. But you have fun with Google

Awesome Googling skills. Everyone is impressed.

I prefer reading non-fiction. And even when I do decide to pick up something in the fiction category, I never cared for a Sci-fi.

He'll never leave the basement. I doubt he has the gumption to open a door.

The puppy's mom is happy now that she has a real man in her life. She just hopes that the puppy will leave her basement and be productive.

Bwahahaha!

You have to have a nurse nearby. Ask her to translate that awesome last paragraph. Something about watching dogs do it on YouTube?

Couldn't you "couldn't " hold my jock strap without sneaking a little sniff. I dont need to read or watch youtube to have your wife howling at the moon. I am not responsible for teaching you how to attract a gay you so desire. Your wife is happy now though since the dog came to her rescue.

I find it amusing you think a relationship between two consenting adults is an insult.

You should read "Flowers," by the way. You would find it extremely illuminating. Maybe you could read it to underpuppy...you know...afterwards.

And there you go again using h*mosexual accusations as attempts at insults. Way to show your true opinion of h*mosexuals, bigot

Do you think "Flowers for Algernon" is about gay people, stupid?

By the way, I think what you and puppy share is wonderful. I offer nothing but congratulations. You seem very happy.

I knew given enough rope, couldn't would let his bigotry slip out. Come on hypocrite, now try to tell us how you don't hate gay people

Can someone translate underpuppy's latest babble?

It's like reading the end of "Flowers for Algernon."

Remember puppy, what can' get up can't get out. Could you keep the fist pounding down a little, your mom and I need some quiet time so we can make our own noise.

Dam couldn't, you remind me of a roofer from yadkin county (panty boy) that wanted to talk like a gay but just couldn't find another gay to slop slobber with. Are you him?

Your wife called and said you were so desperate for attention you couldn't get it up again. Told to slide on up to the dogs.

So what do you say, Merle? Does underpuppy have awesomely awesome balls? Are you able to fit both in your mouth?

Couldn't, don't you get tired of looking like a boot licking idiot?

Everytime you try to babble out some type of insult, I think you're having a stroke.

Will Merle vouch for the awesomeness of your balls? I assume he saw them this morning.

You might like to know that before you attempt to lick the balls of the dog that he does bite. However he only growled at your wife. She does such a wonderful job too that I dont understand your getting it up issues.

Did he tell you that before or after you pleasured him?

No wait...probably during.

Dog told me he'd been tapping your wife. I assumed since she said you couldn't get it up, you were ok with it.