I wrote this during xmas last year and since the orange one is still in ALL the media talk I thought I would go ahead and post this. It had some cuss words so I had to tone it down a little so I can post it.
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseNot a human was stirring sick as a covid test mouse
The masks were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes they don't catch fire due to all the Lysol in the air
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of breathing danced in their congested heads
And mamma in her 'kerchief and I in my cap
Had just prayed to God we don't take that long covid nap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I crawled from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the window I moved like a sloth
Tried to open the shutter then threw up..... a lot
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of my vomit to objects below
When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear
But a miniature presidential desk
And eight klansmen dressed as tiny reindeer
With a little orange driver who looked extremely sick
I knew in a moment it was that murdering *****
More rapid than eagles his klan they came
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now Lindsey
Now Ted
Now Rand and Mitch
On Rudy
On Cotton
On Perdue
On Jordan you racist ****
To the top of Epstein's porch
To the top of the border wall
Now cough away cough away cough away all
As wet mucous that before the wild hurricane fly
When it meets with an obstacle that soon will die
So up to the house-top the klan they flew
With a tiny desk full of Pence bobble heads
And that murdering ***** to
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof
The hacking and coughing of eight little goofs
As I drew in my head and was about to fall to the ground
Down the chimney that puddy grabber came with a bound
He was dressed all in rat fur from his head to his foot
And his taxed paid clothes were Brioni Vanquish suits
A bundle of lies he had flung on his back
I wanted to shoot this peddler for being such a hack
His eyes dark as coal mines
His dimples orange and hairy
His cheeks as cold as a cadavers
His nose like a rotten cherry
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a wet towel
And the beard on his chin was as dark as Putin's bowels
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth
Cause the effects from covid made it too hard to breathe
He had an orange face and a big round belly
That shook when he golfed
While Americans were dying
He was overweight for a white supremacist
I puked again when I saw him... all over myself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I'll be dead in ten days
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
And stole all the masks like a capitalist jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose and giving a nod
Up the supreme courts arse he rose
He sprang to his desk to his klan gave a whistle
And away they all flew like coyote's to a frozen deer's ***hole
But I heard him exclaim 'ere he drove out of sight
If I have my way you all will die from covid
I did not wear a mask
So your death starts tonight
