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Deputy Hopkins, can I have your autograph?

underdog2

Posted 7:59 pm, 04/24/2014

You could a fooled me.

duh-huhhh

Posted 7:56 pm, 04/24/2014

Hey....I am fat! Not stupid but fat! I can always diet....so can he....like I said, "I can smell you from over here!"

underdog2

Posted 7:42 pm, 04/24/2014

Yeah I'm jealous I am not fat and stupid.

duh-huhhh

Posted 7:30 pm, 04/24/2014

Jealousy is a STINKY cologne boys and girls......

jack rip her

Posted 6:15 pm, 04/24/2014

Dirt nose, how much did that boy cost you back in 2012 with his drug charges?

Btw how are you liking working nights?

Clodhopper

Posted 3:40 pm, 04/24/2014

Pup while you out on that limb, could you possibly slip a noose around your neck?

underdog2

Posted 2:53 pm, 04/24/2014

I'm going out on a limb here and guess you are just that stupid shoe shine boy. How long have you been a barney in the county?

shoeshine

Posted 1:53 pm, 04/24/2014

Is your dog under? Like under the ground like dead?

underdog2

Posted 7:51 am, 04/24/2014

Shine boy are you really that stupid or are you just looking for a fight? Either way give it your best shot.

shoeshine

Posted 6:55 am, 04/24/2014

Why would the law care if a dog dies? Is it illegal for dogs to die now?

Fins

Posted 12:52 am, 04/24/2014

The law.

That is unless one party holds a badge

shoeshine

Posted 10:10 pm, 04/23/2014

Dogs die everyday. Who cares?

onlinenow

Posted 9:53 pm, 04/23/2014

an another requirement must be a friend of a friend!!!!!!

underdog2

Posted 9:17 pm, 04/23/2014

Oh, this one has so many attributes the main one is he had a dog that killed a neighbors dog in the road. The neighbors dog was on a leash.

mizata

Posted 9:12 pm, 04/23/2014

Well apparently one requirement for being a deputy in Ashe is being a lard a#*!

underdog2

Posted 8:26 pm, 04/23/2014

Speaking of barneys, looks like another doofus is taking a dirt nap.
http://www.wxii12.com/news/...y/25621034

CooperFarms

Posted 7:27 pm, 04/23/2014

Lard makes good biscuits if you cut it with crisco 1/2 and 1/2

Fins

Posted 6:29 pm, 04/23/2014

The stress is on the button on his pants.

onlinenow

Posted 12:30 pm, 04/23/2014

STRESS must make him overeat.

Sammyj

Posted 11:39 am, 04/23/2014

He used to be way fatter. Then lost a bunch of weight. Looks like he's gained most of it back.

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