Dog and Fins July 4th river bash
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aFicIoNadoS
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Posted 8:02 pm, 07/04/2020
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Hankey, the only way Homie could get on a roll is if she trips going down the stairs.
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new2Ashe2
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Posted 7:50 pm, 07/04/2020
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Concubines, nursing students, midgets as an "outrageous" sex fantasy -this sounds like some very old horn dogs, dreaming of the days begone.
So who's going to spike the punch with Geritol?
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ashehomegrrl
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Posted 7:39 pm, 07/04/2020
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Yeah, henryii - perhaps I am in a foul & judgmental mood tonight, Honestly, I'm really just so tired of the BS around here!
Plus I know ((and I say this in a loving way) that my close-relative/neighbors & friends will be bursting the fireworks all night tonight....as they have on Helton for the past few nights now.
Lovely - I will watch them from my front porch & wish for a better leader for our great country than we currently have.
Happy 4th y'all!
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henryii
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Posted 7:12 pm, 07/04/2020
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Homie's on a roll first Fin now Dog Go girl Go!
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ashehomegrrl
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Posted 7:08 pm, 07/04/2020
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Enjoy your party dog, my daughter wouldn't go anywhere near that "bash". Go on & love on up on those homely "concubines" that you call your harem - lol..what a f'in joke.
Do these poor silly women even have have adequate dental care? Or teeth?
Doubtful.
Maybe that's the way you like it. I wouldn't be surprised.
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underdog2
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Posted 6:14 pm, 07/04/2020
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Tonight is cherry night. You don't have to worry yourself homie the daughter doesn't qualify for the cherry contest. There are a gang of nursing students that are in the contest.. There is a special prize to the oldest chick to have her cherry gotten.
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aFicIoNadoS
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Posted 1:43 pm, 07/04/2020
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I always thought Roman Myth Rock had a really cheesy sound with their preachy message, but those guys are really good. Very old school sound. Their lead singer is the best cithara player I've ever heard.
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billygoatgruf
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Posted 1:15 pm, 07/04/2020
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I have confirmed that the band Pontious Pilate and the Nail Driving Five will perform on stage as originally scheduled.
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aFicIoNadoS
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Posted 12:20 pm, 07/04/2020
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I just ate a bottle of ranger candy for breakfast. Now I need to find one of those nursing students and get an IV.
Dog, I hope you finally went to bed after that last message
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underdog2
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Posted 5:44 am, 07/04/2020
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Homie in order for your liberal approval we changed the river bash to the " river protest". There now it will be alright with your covid worries.
Since your daughter has been keeping company with thieves, she was in high class company with our river protest guests this year.
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ashehomegrrl
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Posted 11:00 pm, 07/03/2020
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"homies daughter" wouldn't go near such an event as this ridiculous river bash. Dog - Please get over your silly crush (obsession?) with my daughter- you pervy, wishful goofball. She's got better male companion options than you, thankfully.
Have fun tho at your "River Bash"... I would imagine massive hangovers all around tomorrow for your attendees. Let's just hope nobody was civid19 sick/asymptomatic.
I genuinely don't want your party to become a super-spreader event in Ashe. We don't need that kind of irresponsible behavior during an out of control pandemic.
But hey - enjoy!
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aFicIoNadoS
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Posted 8:43 pm, 07/03/2020
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Cousin Fred and The Barbershop Funkadelics go on stage next. They are a bluegrass funk quartet. Really good, if you're drunk. If you aren't, hammer 5 shots real quick before they start.
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underdog2
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Posted 8:31 pm, 07/03/2020
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Well how about that, little miss homies daughter won the jello wrestling contest. And she is tough more ways then one.
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aFicIoNadoS
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Posted 6:52 pm, 07/03/2020
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Just a reminder, jello wrestling starts at 7:30. Ladies, make sure to get registered!
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underdog2
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Posted 4:34 pm, 07/03/2020
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The H angels just parachuted in on the river. 5 of them landed safely. The nursing students arrived and are cooling off in the river---skinny dippin of course. Lord there are some nice nipples bobbing up in down in that cool water.
Homie you might like to know I invited your daughter to her first bash.
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aFicIoNadoS
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Posted 2:35 pm, 07/03/2020
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Dam, I've got to slow down and pace myself. I'm already getting dehydrated. Going to have to get one of those nursing student strippers to hook me up an IV
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underdog2
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Posted 12:47 pm, 07/03/2020
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I have rented a brand new motor home for the week coming up. The beer truck with wine is in place on the river. Limousines are at the Ashe landing strip as influential guests are starting to land.
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underdog2
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Posted 11:32 am, 07/03/2020
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No low life trailer trash like your self are invited this year. Only the high class.
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Umpire
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Posted 10:57 am, 07/03/2020
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DO YOU HAVE TO SOCIAL DISTANCE AND WEAR A MASK AT AN IMAGINARY RIVER BASH?
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aFicIoNadoS
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Posted 10:11 am, 07/03/2020
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They clearly don't get out very often. It's sad really. I feel bad for them. I thought about inviting them, but I'm afraid they will try to eat the jello in the wrestling pit.
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