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Easter Trip!!

Green Arrow

Posted 7:34 am, 04/04/2024

Not that unusual mental. We usually see snow around Easter in these mountains. Then we get what the old people called Sarvis winter when the sarvis trees start blooming. Then dogwood winter. I have had a terrible time keeping my daughter from planting anything the cold could harm. She already has lettuce up but its under glass. She tajes after me since I loved growing plants. My mom talked about seeing snow when she was a girl in June. Don't worry, its not likely to last long since the ground is too warm now. Just enjoy it.

mentalpause

Posted 6:48 am, 04/04/2024

Hello

I read we are in a winter advisory
What in the world happened?
I was out sunning myself just the other day with the 5 Totos and Sexy
and now the weather is saying we could see
up to 4 inches of snow?? 4 inches of snow??
Well, off with the bathing suit and on with the multiple
winter clothes!!
🍄

Green Arrow

Posted 8:16 am, 04/01/2024

Confusion much??. Once again a personal attack having nothing to do with what is being discussed!!

..
.You brought on all they gave and give you with all the mouth of yours krazy.
What in **** does this have to do with not being able to get a simple answer on a price of a certain parcel tge realtor has a sign on.They do.know where in **** they are sticking up those signs don't they??

mentalpause

Posted 5:16 am, 04/01/2024

Hello


underdog2

Posted 8:53 pm, 03/31/2024

You brought on all they gave and give you with all the mouth of yours krazy.

Can someone help me with this one??
I know backontrack writes like this
on purpose but I am pretty sure this is
a real post so if anyone can decipher
this for me I would appreciate it!!
🍄

mentalpause

Posted 6:31 am, 03/31/2024

Hello


Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppin', Easter's on its way
Bringin' every girl and boy
Baskets full of Easter joy
Things to make your Easter bright and gay
He's got jelly beans for Tommy
Colored eggs for sister Sue
There's an orchid for your mommy
And an Easter bonnet too
Oh, here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity, happy Easter Day
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppin', Easter's on its way
Try to do the things you should
Maybe if you're extra good
He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way
You'll wake up on Easter mornin'
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those chocolate bunnies
That he's hiding everywhere
Oh, here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity, happy Easter Day
Peter Cotton Tail

🍄

mentalpause

Posted 6:26 am, 03/31/2024

Hello

Hey, if that dead person is still hanging around
let him know I have a room available
at my DB&B. My Dead Bed and Breakfast
Hippie rose out of nowhere and is staying
here with his posse so it is a little tight
but they should be leaving sometime today
Something about getting back to a cave
Hippie can be weird at times!
Just let that dead fellow know he is welcome
to crash here with us!!
🍄

backontrack

Posted 4:42 pm, 03/30/2024

If they's any sense about em, younguns would put it on a ghost tour and tell the story about who got hung and who did it to em and for what also.

Green Arrow

Posted 3:54 pm, 03/30/2024

Back yep thats the one!! The old house on that property doesn't need leather countertops. Maybe thats why they could not tell md th price. I have known that land as long as I have lived here. There was a "hanging tree" right above there and I was told years ago a person was hanged from it , back when hanging was the in thing in this coubtySupposedly atcertain times hd can be seen swing from the tree.

backontrack

Posted 3:44 pm, 03/30/2024

That the one which our sources said is purdy good at placing leather accessories on granite countertops or anothern?

Green Arrow

Posted 3:20 pm, 03/30/2024

Mental , If as I suspect dog has something to do with real estate here is a good one that happened a couple weeks ago. It concerns a certain realtor , the ex if JIM REEVES, who runs a particular office. My daughter told me that they had a for sale sign on a property near here that would make a lovely bug out spot. I decided to contact them out of curiosity to see how many million dollars they wanted for the property. After explaining it adjoined what used to be the zoo property I received the following question. Is it Lot number 1 in Ridgetop??? Noooo!!I explained to you where it was. I explained again the location. After several more back and forths I gave up. If any real estate office DOES NOT KNOW what property they have for sale and that they have signs posted on they need go quit!!

backontrack

Posted 7:13 am, 03/30/2024

I call bulls**t also, Snot.

mentalpause

Posted 6:43 am, 03/30/2024

Hello




aFicIoNadoS (view profile)

Posted 11:28 am, 03/29/2024

So what you are saying is you prefer to keep your head up your *** and remain ignorant. I'm not surprised. The ignorance on this site is why I got burnt out and found more productive things to do.

No, I am pretty sure you no longer post
because someone on this site knows
who you are
You and your business partner
And if you consider picking ticks
off your business partner being more productive
well, ok
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mentalpause

Posted 5:41 am, 03/24/2024

Hello


She was living in a single room with three other individuals
One of them was male and the other two
Well, the other two were females
God only knows what they were up to in there
And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn
That all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes
Reefers
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
Sublime
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mentalpause

Posted 5:43 am, 03/23/2024

Hello


underdog2 (view profile)

Posted 3:38 pm, 03/20/2024

Krazy my mind and memory is just fine. I live in a house with central heat many sq feet and a nice roof and I own cars.

"Your mind and memory is just fine"
I find that to be a false statement especially the memory part

Since you are so wealthy
maybe you can give your lord and savior
that 485 million dollars he needs
Or
Because they just slashed commissions
you may have to sell that house with many sq. ft.
central heat and nice roof and all those cars you own
and move in with your girlfriend arrow
🍄

mentalpause

Posted 5:27 am, 03/23/2024

Hello


You don't need a penny just to hang around
But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down?
Over on the corner, there's a happy noise
People come from all around to watch the magic boy
CCR
🍄

mentalpause

Posted 7:51 am, 03/15/2024

Hello


People cry and people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make 'em their own

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
Go to a lake of fire and fry
See 'em again 'til the Fourth of July
Nirvana
🍄

mentalpause

Posted 4:02 am, 03/15/2024

Hello

Dear Diary,
Yes I have read portions of that other post. There has been some very bad
things written about that person. Accusations of murder, arson, animal cruelty, incest
and so many other things.
Yes I did see where someone mentioned a Drs. name
That wasnt good......
I read this online the other day
"Always be careful what you post online. If what you posted about them was false and harmful, they could sue you for libel. Depending on what the post was, they may have other claims against you, such as harassment. In a worst case situation, some comments online have been determined to be a hate crime and people have been arrested".
Why are people so mean? I dont know Diary. I think they are just sad with
their own lives and they find someone to take it out on.
Dont I know who that person is who writes those mean things?
Why yes Diary, I do know that person.
No Diary, it doesnt seem he remembers me. I know, that is weird
but he is too obsessed with his ego and that lady to think straight
Why dont I just tell people who he is? Sorry Diary
but I have morals unlike him. I could never hurt anyone
by exposing them online. He needs to make a living
and I am sure if he was to be exposed it would hurt his business
I will just kick back and watch him implode
I have to go now Diary. I have a big hike today
and I need to get everyone ready
I will talk to you soon Diary
I love you Diary but back in the drawer you go
🍄

mentalpause

Posted 6:31 am, 03/10/2024

Hello


Ooh babe
Don't leave me now

Don't say it's the end of the road
Remember the flowers I sent
I need you babe
To put through the shredder
In front of my friends

Ooh babe
Don't leave me now

How could you go
When you know how I need you?

To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night

Ooh babe
Don't leave me now

How can you treat me this way
Running away?

Ooh babe
Why are you running away?

Pink Floyd
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mentalpause

Posted 7:01 am, 03/09/2024

Hello

Wow, yesterday was different,,,,,,

Two cars parked on the overpass
Rocks hit the water like broken glass
I shoulda known right then it was too good to last
God, it's such a drag when you live in the past

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers
Keep a little bit of pride
They get lucky sometime

Tom Petty
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mentalpause

Posted 12:58 pm, 03/08/2024

Hello

I almost forgot
I LOVE MY VIBRATORS!!!
🍄 🥰

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