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God? Who misled you to think that?

Y'all know what's funny? I was AWOL for over 4 weeks. And when I finally decided to make a return, my obsessed fans rush in to still accuse me of sitting at a computer 24/7. I mean, never mind the irony that I rarely ever use a computer to post.

I am a god

I'll tell you what there Goat. I don't know which one it was that I saw, but she got out of one of those new Ford Raptor pickups over on King Street last. She had on a really short skirt and she topped traffic going in both directions. An undercover Boone PD officer walked right into a family of flatlanders he was so distracted. And they are identical triplets is what gets me. One family should never have been that lucky. Just not fair when you realize how many sisty uglers there are running loose.

agent - I have been out of town playing with the motorcycle for a few days. It may well have been my wife (or one of her sisters of course). Either way, I'm sure there was more than frosting spread on that cake.

This is better than any fiction selection, that ever passed through a press......

And, she was non-other than one of the identical triplets of fame here and at the Great River Blowouts of which much has been written. I can't tell apart. Goat, was yours at home?

I was at the party. Yeah a cake was there but out of it came a 6 foot blonde with c+ ta-tas wearing nothing but a smile. Truly a 10. She sure did enjoy the lap dances.

Fins, did you eat cake while sitting in front of your 3 computers behind your warlike talkie doors on your birthday?

And to think I thought going green, meant burn more diesel...Hmmmm

Averagebear, your thoughts on the spay/neuter thing have lifted you way above average. A gold star goes by your name. And, Fins has even gone so far as to supply list of names and photos of the girls in Wilkes who couldn't pass the Clap Screen test so thy can't sneak into any upcoming river blast events. And Dog you are ever again so right about the Prius scam. Plus, I'll point out that a new battery pack for those things is $2500 at the dealership (where else can you buy one) plus labor. And, guess who has to pay the disposal fee for the old battery pack? And to top that, there was a Chinese company that made a half breed electric car that I will admit did look pretty nice. But, they caught fire in large numbers. I wouldn't dare park one in an attached garage. In fact, I wouldn't have any half breed electric glorified golf cart car up my arse even if I had room up there for the Goodyear Blimp.

Well bear most of them are taking care of the problem for us. We have teachers like blanch and we see the products she has produced the two thugs on the run. Oh yeah one caught. Then we have the kids eating like drunk sailors and killing themselves early on. Now we have the druggies who also take themselves out early. So all in all the environment is going to be just fine.

I find myself agreeing with you, dog. And I've got the perfect answer for all this crap about leaving the environment in good shape for our grandchildren; don't have any and problem solved. Spay and/or neuter your kids.

Well bust my britches. Welcome back, fins. And congratulations on your community service work with the Wilkes females. I know it took quite a strong stomach and a lot of expertise to accomplish what you did. I've always admired your community minded spirit. On with the planning for the next river party!

Its just as stupid to buy a Prius. With the inflated cost toyota has heaped on them only because they became popular because people think they are saving money by the gas mileage they get. When you do the math by the money saved in 150K miles you could have taken the savings and bought gas for a car that gets 30 miles a gallon and put money in your pocket. And god help you if you have to replace the batteries in that Prius Lets mention the power the little sippers get also. They wont pull a greasy string out of a cats butt..

Thanks dog. Let me give you all some advice. Don't make fun of electric cars, no matter what a piece of crap they are. Their owners are super thin skinned and can't handle the truth.

And before I go any further, welcome back from the slammer fins!

You can sleep when you are dead bear. I like to party when everyone is up.

Can always count on this site for a laugh!!!!

The fact that one would get up and make the choice to log on to goashe at 6:12 AM on a Saturday morning is an indicator to a much more serious condition than originally thought.

The douche business is running well thanks to you and the clean Ashe girls.