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July 4th River Blast

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:08 pm, 06/25/2019

The triplets ended up in Portland with the drunk preacher and the midget. From what I hear they signed a sponsorship deal with Bad Dragon. They will be back for the 4th.

billygoatgruf

Posted 1:24 pm, 06/25/2019

I’m having difficulty reaching the triplets. Has anyone heard from them, and if so how can I get in touch with them?

jack rip her

Posted 2:23 pm, 06/24/2019

Oh heck yeah Gruf she is coming. I also had them drop off a video of her and the drunk preacher playing dog. She is some kind of pissed at me. She will calm down and be easy after 2 drinks.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 1:39 pm, 06/24/2019

Sweetie, just be glad I didn’t sayThailand Bird Show

billygoatgruf

Posted 12:57 pm, 06/24/2019

Will Blanch be attending this year?

countrygal88

Posted 11:30 am, 06/24/2019

Thailand ping pong??? I should have known better than to google anything you all talk about while at work.

jack rip her

Posted 10:48 am, 06/24/2019

I had the prisoners dump it out at blanches high dollar joint.

billygoatgruf

Posted 7:19 am, 06/24/2019

Did someone get the refrigerator off the roof? I’ve been out of town and couldn’t check.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 7:24 pm, 06/23/2019

He’s a good man.

Oh, and the drunk preacher and the midget said they found a girl at the event in Portland that does a Thailand ping pong ball show. They are bringing her back for the party.

jack rip her

Posted 5:06 pm, 06/23/2019

I cant get the camper in until the first of next week due to the last flood making such a mess. I have talked to the sheriff and he said that camp dumb hope can kiss it, he will send us the prisoners like bufurt did. We may keep them around to keep the place cleaned up.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 9:46 pm, 06/22/2019

Everything is of course still n track for the 4th. But I just got confirmation, we’ve got this guy building us a new Jello pit for the wrestling! So ladies, make sure to get that new bikini for the party

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