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Like water on a rock...

chendo

Posted 10:41 pm, 01/22/2020

"...it's sad to watch you compete with me in terms of intelligence and sophistication."

Again..like a cow pissing on a rock

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 10:22 pm, 01/22/2020

Homie, I may not be the smartest poster here, but I'm clearly above your intellectual level.


Chendo, I thought she was really bragging that she didn't wear anything except the pearls while cleaning the bathroom.

chendo

Posted 10:01 pm, 01/22/2020

I'm glad they make Versace...you can see the douchebags coming a mile away.
Some of us are less impressed by showy displays of ones means than others...

Reminds me of another rather pretentious poster that used to come in here and brag about wearing her pearls while cleaning her bathroom.

ashehomegrrl

Posted 9:59 pm, 01/22/2020

I don't have multiple user names and I do not ever lie...when are you going to admit that you aren't anywhere near the smartest human here in Ashe (or most certainly here at goashe) fins? You are lagging soooo far behind it isn't even funny. Give up already...it's sad to watch you compete with me in terms of intelligence and sophistication. Humble, wrong and apologetic is your best way forward. Admit defeat dood. "You're done".

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 8:25 pm, 01/22/2020

You forgot which name you were signed in under.

ashehomegrrl

Posted 7:41 pm, 01/22/2020

Just a little bit happy that my water/rock thread has gone over 100 posts...lol.

I may even consider running for Virginia Foxx's congresswoman seat when she's too old to do it anymore (or when the blue wave overtakes this part of NC). I could be the AOC of NC!

new2Ashe2

Posted 7:09 pm, 01/22/2020

Iran's only $75 a day on a guided tour.


Beautiful art, fantastic food. Thanks.

jack rip her

Posted 7:03 pm, 01/22/2020

I would give you and smoke girl a couple of free tickets to Iran.

new2Ashe2

Posted 5:50 pm, 01/22/2020

Would you go to North Korea? Even tho it's not as exciting as Bermuda?


Your MAGA hat would be far more welcome there than your beloved cruise stop.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:47 pm, 01/22/2020

That whooshing sound you heard was the point flying over your head

new2Ashe2

Posted 5:44 pm, 01/22/2020

Uh, I'm a guy.


Aint nobody fat in Korea except maybe Kim il-whatever. On the plane in, they explicitly tell you that making fun of his hair will land you in the doo-doo.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:38 pm, 01/22/2020

North Korea is the perfect destination for fat girls.

new2Ashe2

Posted 5:14 pm, 01/22/2020

Bermuda is perfectly reasonable vacation destination for the sedentary traveller who likes to ooh and ahh over conch fritters.


Just how long were you there? If they told me I only had a week to live, I'd want to spend it in Bermuda.

That way, a week would feel like forever.

In North Korea, John Denver is considered the second greatest American ever -after you know who. When I told them I lived in a place mentioned in Country Roads, they threw me a free drink.

ashehomegrrl

Posted 5:01 pm, 01/22/2020

Never been to Bermuda chendo - but glad you've been so many times & that you love it so much. I'm sure it is absolutely lovely.

Having JUST returned from the far away end - Port Antonio section of Jamaica (and having traveled to the other hot tourist spots there previously), I feel inclined to let folks know how different it is...no squalor-just a beautiful jungle-y place with incredible people and scenic beauty.

Look up the Trident Hotel there and tell me if you regard that as squalor. I had lunch there last week and while I was waiting for them to catch & grill my fresh lobster, I watched a helicopter land on their private pad. The people that disembarked were wearing head to toe Versace clothing, they only flew in for a meal themselves.

Not saying that the s wearing clothing that could feed a family of 6 for several years were so great but, ahhh, just nevermind - To each their own.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 4:47 pm, 01/22/2020

Oh you naive, ignorant, little girl. The fact that you rank Bermuda as a day cruise destination or that you think Fins drinks discount bourbon proves how little you know. I don't even cook with cheap bourbon. But you feel free to keep showing everyone how little you know while you carrying on your conversation with yourself.

chendo

Posted 4:39 pm, 01/22/2020

I've been to Bermuda over a dozen times both on and off the ship...0 unemployment, 0 illiteracy, and none of the squalor that is often found in the Caribbean.

Defend the Caribbean if you must... but no need to bash Bermuda to do so.

ashehomegrrl

Posted 4:28 pm, 01/22/2020

Be careful new2 - if you're a world traveler around here (and dare to speak about it) you'll get a finger waggin' response along the lines of taint fittin... or ain't becomin.

Glad to hear about your travels and am loving your fins responses. That dood is just too full of himself - and for no apparent reason that I can discern (?)

new2Ashe2

Posted 3:58 pm, 01/22/2020

Keep on traveling, AsheGirl. I've been to Bhutan, Laos, and North Korea as travel highlights, it you want to talk about it.


But obviously, a depressed drunk's day trip away from his cruise ship in Bermuda is the must-read we're all waiting for.

And yet, and yet, Bermuda, a place that solely exists for bogus duty free shopping is somehow not a tourist trap.

new2Ashe2

Posted 10:18 pm, 01/21/2020

A whole country is a tourist trap? Genius.


Maybe stick to discount bourbon. Oh wait, you're already on that.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 8:56 pm, 01/21/2020

Homie The Clown, if I ever need the schedule for a greyhound bus, I'll be sure to PM you.

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