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benchwarmer99

Posted 10:27 pm, 09/20/2014

On a grade of 10 I have to give him 9.5 with .5 being too drunk and me having to keep him steady...

Tommy H.

Posted 10:23 pm, 09/20/2014

You know how that BOY is, just so darn proud of his accomplishments!!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:22 pm, 09/20/2014

LMAO

Tommy H.

Posted 10:13 pm, 09/20/2014

I bet he's waiting for winter to arrive so he can wear your bra as ear muffs...complete with their own chin strap...LOL

Tommy H.

Posted 10:06 pm, 09/20/2014

Hard to tell with him, seems he would go with red, they stand out more for all to see and admire..

benchwarmer99

Posted 10:04 pm, 09/20/2014

Ahhhh that makes me blush I wonder if dawg ended up with the red or the black ones???

Tommy H.

Posted 9:58 pm, 09/20/2014

Last I heard he was so infatuated, he's been displaying your thong on his mantle like a trophy...

Tommy H.

Posted 9:57 pm, 09/20/2014

Ah, that was so nice of them to keep you updated... I have noticed since that special night with you, that BOY just hasn't been himself...

benchwarmer99

Posted 9:55 pm, 09/20/2014

Tommy, I ran into those midgets today at the antique fair, they told me dawg still had a smile on his face that the undertakers couldn't wipe off... and he is still dizzy from all the drinking and jumping on that trampoline with me. Poor dawg!

Tommy H.

Posted 9:54 pm, 09/20/2014

You must have really rocked his world amongst other things!!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 9:45 pm, 09/20/2014

dawg surely you haven't forgotten our special night????

Tommy H.

Posted 8:39 pm, 09/20/2014

Must have really been a special time blanch.... Seems like you rode that BOY senseless, he even lost his memory!!

underdog2

Posted 8:32 pm, 09/20/2014

I'm glad I have no recollection.

benchwarmer99

Posted 8:24 pm, 09/20/2014

dawg and I have lost 10 lbs. each from jumping on the trampoline. What a week-end that was!!!! LOL

secretagent

Posted 7:59 pm, 09/20/2014

Supposed to be a secret but what the heck------Those famous insatiable long legged triplets, one of whom is the wife of none other than Gruff are the first edition centerfold of the month subjects. And I have seen the photo proofs from the shoot down in Chapel Hill and it I going to be something to see in print. Gruff still has his wife (with the little birth mark between her toes) and one of the sisters staying with him. They don't mind haring him and he certainly isn't complaining. Gruff, BTW, has lost over 20 pounds since the labor Day Blow Out on The River Bash.

Tommy H.

Posted 5:56 pm, 09/20/2014

secretagent

Posted 1:21 pm, 09/20/2014

And the Drunken Preacher's Seizing Niece is the managing editor of a new mag sett to come out after the first of the year titled "SKANK". It promises to pick up in print where the other left off once the internet took over. We all wish her a lot of luck. And we thank that company down there in Chapel Hill for making it all possible.

Tommy H.

Posted 8:49 pm, 09/19/2014

Ya'll sure are some old timers!!!

NSA Troll

Posted 7:08 pm, 09/19/2014

Based on those definitions it seems they would all qualify to have "college level" reading skills. After all, there are/were mind provoking articles in those periodicals.

Fins

Posted 3:50 pm, 09/19/2014

Lmao, Oui! There's a title that only a select few will recognize. I think the Internet put them under

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