For me, the first enlightened outpost is Baltimore. That's like a 9 hour drive. I aint touching those super liberal transplant Boone women I read about in Mountain Women, which I snark-read at Boondocks. I can do better; they can't; why rub it in?
The odds of a plane infection are low. But if you were me, living a great life, you'd be less inclined to risk it. I can see why you, a bisexual man with a midget fetish in povertyland is willing to throw caution to the wind. If I had the hand you've been dealt, I wouldn't care either.
Covid def put a crimp in my game. But I have 3 on the shelf for when I can get on a plane again. As Julia Child said, freeze for later use. No need to have Zoom dates with never gonna shtup-types. I can't go back to Asia for a while, and I have to wait on resuming fly in sex too.
I was reading (on Slate) about woke-fishing, where you pretend to be more liberal than you are to get laid. I was woke fishing during the Carter administration. Whereas for you, that's not really an option.
Hence my helpful Dollar Store cashier suggestion. Remember: her kids need a daddy.
I read about creepy, obsessive stalkers on the internet and enjoy viewing them on Lifetime Channel movies, but I never thought I'd interact with one. So thanks for that.
But your wife don't know you're acting out here in this way, right? Settling made up in your own feverish head little spats with other women? So that's crazy times two.
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