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The Honor Guard is retarded

secretagent

Posted 4:56 pm, 11/04/2014

I felt sorry for Winters that his wife couldn't understand the numbers and was posting her version of the "facts" obviously without getting his clearance to do so.

underdog2

Posted 4:50 pm, 11/04/2014

I'll bet the wife was a cheerleader in school.

Fins

Posted 4:48 pm, 11/04/2014

I felt sorry for the wife when she couldn't understand the arrest numbers

secretagent

Posted 4:29 pm, 11/04/2014

Between the Navywannabe and his own wife, I think Winters had a big anchor helping to sink his attempt at becoming our Sheriff.

pointman

Posted 2:57 pm, 11/04/2014

My guess is that we have heard the last from waterhead. My guess, too, is that the esteemed Mr. Winters told him to shut up. Waterhead was probably more successful in gathering votes for Williams than he was for Winters.

underdog2

Posted 11:15 am, 11/04/2014

Water boy when the polls close tonight and williams is still sheriff be sure and come by tell us we were right again.

Trucker4Life

Posted 9:12 pm, 11/03/2014

Well now ain't that some ****t...

Silence_Is_Golden

Posted 8:58 pm, 11/03/2014

They're probably doing more than just blowing. More like just plain blowing and polishing knobs...

Fins

Posted 8:50 pm, 11/03/2014

Dog, it looks like they practice on the second Monday, and have a business meeting on every 5th monday. Maybe they called an emergency meeting to try to figure out how to deal with the public figuring their scam out

Trucker4Life

Posted 8:40 pm, 11/03/2014

Smoking from the glass pipe again?

secretagent

Posted 8:25 pm, 11/03/2014

I bet the Water one is still blowing Bubbles. BTW, Bubbles is the poodle that his neighbor owns.

Trucker4Life

Posted 8:08 pm, 11/03/2014

Hard to beat that good turtle shell finish!!

underdog2

Posted 7:59 pm, 11/03/2014

Are they having a special club meeting tonight? Maybe a special shine job on winters car? Maybe burning the paper trail?

Fins

Posted 7:44 pm, 11/03/2014

Seems water head cut and ran. I wonder if winters finally got ahold of him and took away his computer

underdog2

Posted 7:38 pm, 11/03/2014

Water boy are you prepared to carry through with your threat against me or are you just blowing bubbles again?

Trucker4Life

Posted 6:13 pm, 11/03/2014

Gone all day, and it appears I haven't missed a thing.. No matter how much things change they remain the same....

Silence_Is_Golden

Posted 5:54 pm, 11/03/2014

With the FBI..

Silence_Is_Golden

Posted 5:53 pm, 11/03/2014

Yeah yeah with the special intelligence crap.. Dog and Fins are with the first too... As in female body inspectors...

Silence_Is_Golden

Posted 5:52 pm, 11/03/2014

Apparently he knows someone from the Honor Guard... And can't enlighten us on what they actually do.. I just wonder if he'd have the guts to say crap to our faces.. I smell a dishonorable discharge from flipper personally.

secretagent

Posted 5:49 pm, 11/03/2014

Special Intelligence Department. I am going to make believe that you are not stupid enough to post such a claim here. Or anywhere else for that matter. I am sure that you more than qualify for membership in the Honor Guard Club though. Maybe you could even qualify for their super-duper-elite Parade Division. Maybe. Better to not take chances though---stay with the Chrome Polish detail.

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