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benchwarmer99

Posted 9:17 pm, 09/01/2014

Yahoo! It sure has been a wild and crazy "Labor Day" weekend down on the river!

Dump_Trucker

Posted 9:17 pm, 09/01/2014

Was that from the trampoline or a good old fashioned bare bottomed butt bustin?

benchwarmer99

Posted 9:14 pm, 09/01/2014

LOL trucker I am still laughing at what all happened. I bet dawg is sore with all those bruises on his butt!!

Dump_Trucker

Posted 9:10 pm, 09/01/2014

Darn, that old prune must be one go getter for sure!!!! I'm sure the Finny enjoyed every minute of it, right down to the last gummer....

benchwarmer99

Posted 9:04 pm, 09/01/2014

trucker you should been there, you would have laughed your butt off...LOL fins left the seizing niece and ran down to the river jumped in and they had a three some with the old prune....

Dump_Trucker

Posted 9:03 pm, 09/01/2014

Dawg sure got quite, he must be having flash backs of the grand bouncy time he enjoyed on the trampoline.

Dump_Trucker

Posted 9:01 pm, 09/01/2014

Was he pointing in the wrong direction or something? I bet that prune showed him a fruity good time!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 9:00 pm, 09/01/2014

Poor pointman had to go to the emergency room from a bad cut on his head from the bottles. They put a bandage on his head, he came back to the party and the last time I saw him he was in the river with the old prune. LOL

Dump_Trucker

Posted 8:56 pm, 09/01/2014

Yo dawg, the old saying goes if you cant run with the big dogs, stay on the porch... Guess if the dawg cant hang with the blanch he needs to stay off the trampoline...

underdog2

Posted 8:56 pm, 09/01/2014

Blanch how did you get the muzzle off the agent had to put on you off.

benchwarmer99

Posted 8:56 pm, 09/01/2014

billygoat got mad at us for tearing up his trampoline, now he won't talk to me! Secret agent threw a fit because he didn't get to jump on it with the twins and started throwing bottles at everyone. That was one crazy and fun week-end at the bash on the river.

Dump_Trucker

Posted 8:52 pm, 09/01/2014

Whats wrong dawg, she to much for you when on the spirits?

underdog2

Posted 8:51 pm, 09/01/2014

Its time to sober up blanch.

Dump_Trucker

Posted 8:51 pm, 09/01/2014

Sure dawg, i bet you were hoping there was a no tell motel around close...

benchwarmer99

Posted 8:50 pm, 09/01/2014

We told those mexican midgets to stop moving the trampoline because we were doing a pretty good job. The niece laughed so much that she started seizing, fins carried her into his house and took care of her if you know what I mean?

underdog2

Posted 8:49 pm, 09/01/2014

She was so drunk it was a broom she was bouncing on. We all saw it.

Dump_Trucker

Posted 8:46 pm, 09/01/2014

Dawg you are the sly one , bouncing naked on the trampoline with Bench. While all along I thought you were saving yourself for the gum ridge bunch...

Dump_Trucker

Posted 8:42 pm, 09/01/2014

Oh my, now the truth comes out!!!!

benchwarmer99

Posted 8:41 pm, 09/01/2014

dawg, I suppose you were over drunk, don't you remember when you and I were jumping on the trampoline naked and...ugh well you know what happened?

underdog2

Posted 8:37 pm, 09/01/2014

I remember well. I am the one that sicked her on you. Look at the thread.

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