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What's the most remote area of Ashe County? Worst weather area?

henryii

Posted 11:57 am, 03/26/2021

Pinocchio you're such a liar according to the crap you're posting you have never been in that part of Tennessee.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 11:45 am, 03/26/2021

You said Ashe Christmas Poo. Last time I checked, Ashe starts at the county line. Now, go figure out where Doe is and drive to Johnson city. If you don't get lost, it will take you at least 54 minutes. I've done it too many times, Stipud.

henryii

Posted 11:30 am, 03/26/2021

Pinocchio the only way you get from Ashe to Boone in 18mins is if you start out from the county line. And even then you couldn't make it because it takes you an hour to get from Doe to Johnson City, what do you drive a frigging mule cart?

mentalpause

Posted 11:26 am, 03/26/2021

Hello

We are not setting a very good example for possible Ashe residents so let's clean it up a little O.K?

No matter where you go in this world there will be good and bad. It is what you make of it.
I prefer this area because of the beauty of the mountains and how they are all special in their own ways. The transformations for each season. Like what we are going through now. Birds, flowers blooming, green reappearing from a long winters sleep!! And also the remoteness of the area. Places to just relax and be alone. Just so much beauty!!
Every day is special in Ashe county.

Especially if you witness a dog and a fish copulating. There is a gang called the BDSM Club {boring desperate single men}. No they dont ride bikes. Just each other. They belong to the POL {Party of Love} They used to have latex dolls tie them up and then the dolls would color. Yes a coloring latex doll. It colors...
Well we all found out on live tv the FoF was actually getting rolled on by that flea infested mutt
It hurt but I am over it. There are a couple other fishsdicks that inhabit the BBW's {bare back whale}
{I gave him a new name because of his actions} anal fin. Sort of followers like those twelve white men that followed my hippie friend. Which by the way the hippie and Santa went MIA from the South Beach Jail!!

You cannot go wrong moving to Ashe Co
Backwoods, as soon as you are done vomiting feel free to ask any questions.
Have a great day!!

Green Arrow

Posted 10:39 am, 03/26/2021

**** thats all finny and his trolls have ever dobe twisted peoples words and lied. He, goatboy and underpuss would not know their ***es from a hole in the ground. Must have some DIRT on Jason for him to keep tolerating them.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 10:34 am, 03/26/2021

Btw Stipud, from Ashe to Boone is 18 minutes. God, you are a liar.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 10:32 am, 03/26/2021

So you don't know the definition of equivalent.

And you still aren't even close on time. You have no clue about the time to get to Johnson city. And you don't know the difference between doe and doe valley. You're done. Christmas Poo

henryii

Posted 8:51 am, 03/26/2021

Once again Pinocchio's lying and twisting other peoples words, I did not say driving to Johnson City from Doe Valley was like driving from Ashe to Boone I said equivalent. Until you get through Hampton it's windy and twisty much like Pinocchio's mind.

underdog2

Posted 5:59 am, 03/26/2021

Or to I-95 south?

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 9:31 pm, 03/25/2021

Do you need directions to I-77 north?

whateverlife

Posted 9:24 pm, 03/25/2021

Living in trAshe County is like living in ****. Except it doesn't rain this much in ****. People here don't care about anything. They don't care about their health, looks, houses, cars, etc. just look at all the trash along the roadways. Just drive through Walmart parking lot and see all the fat people riding scooters. Can you blame them though? There is nothing to do here and if there were anything to do, it would rain. This place will suck the life out of you.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 8:44 pm, 03/25/2021

You've clearly never driven it Christmas Poo, if you think it compares to driving to boone. I was in Doe on Saturday. And I can assure you, I've driven every road through there more times than you can count. But you keep working on your Google skills.

underdog2

Posted 8:39 pm, 03/25/2021

You'd screw up a wet dream piss ant.

henryii

Posted 8:38 pm, 03/25/2021

Do you know where Doe Valley is Pinocchio? Well let me tell you it's about halfway between Warrensville and Johnson City. The drive from Warrensville to Johnson City takes 1hr 20mins, if you maintain the speed limits all the way. Ergo, it's a 40min. drive from Doe Valley to Johnson City not an hour as you stated. I had business interests in Johnson City for a number of years and drove there quite frequently.

Get your head out of your arse and quit pretending you have knowledge you don' possess Twerp.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 7:46 pm, 03/25/2021

Wondering, I think most of it is in ashe, but they bussed the snot nosed little savage kids to Watauga for school. It's not a rough as it used to be, but keep in mind the way those mutants breed up there, they will never get all of them died out. They have mellowed some, but there are plenty of them that would still shoot someone over a fence.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 7:42 pm, 03/25/2021

No it's not Christmas poo. You have no idea where Doe is.

wonderingthrough

Posted 7:31 pm, 03/25/2021

I think Watauga says it is in Ashe and Ashe swears it is in Watauga. More than likely, the rough and rowdy crowd has died out by now, but back in the 40s - 80s it was not a place you wanted to be and especially after dark.


Surveyor I worked for said the first time he was in that area, two old men in their late 70s got in a fist fight over a property line. He said you couldn't even read the deed because of the blood on it. Finally one said he had some proof at home to prove where the line went, left and came back with a double barrel shotgun. Boss man said he looked at the other fellow and said I don't know about you, but that is pretty convincing evidence to me.

underdog2

Posted 7:05 pm, 03/25/2021

Is that on the Watauga/Ashe/Tennessee line? If they even know.

wonderingthrough

Posted 6:44 pm, 03/25/2021

In an effort to get the discussion back on track, if you really really want remote rugged and all that goes with it in Ashe, I recommend Pottertown. Back up in there even the crickets chirp Dueling Banjos. I haven't been up in there in years but had some interesting experiences working for a land surveyor back in the mid 1980s.

henryii

Posted 4:18 pm, 03/25/2021

Pinocchio again twisting things to fit is own specious arguments driving to Johnson City from Doe Valley is the equivalent of driving to Boone from Ashe. Wandering mentioned Johnson City 9:23 3/24, if you can't pay attention butt out Twerp.

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