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Why is Creston such a scary place?

Crestonflash

Posted 5:05 pm, 07/19/2018

Goat, that is Sutherland, if it is in NC. Not Creston. Has a Zionville mailing address. Did you flunk geography? Wait they probably did not teach geography in the first grade

billythemountain

Posted 4:51 pm, 07/19/2018

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 9:08 am, 07/19/2018

Its an LBGT community.

swanky

Posted 9:05 am, 07/19/2018

Carefree COVE? What is that?

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 9:14 pm, 07/18/2018

I’d forgot about Carefree Cove. I’ve always wondered if any of those people had a clue of where they were moving to when they bought property in there.

billythemountain

Posted 8:04 pm, 07/18/2018

I have no beef with Creston at all. It’s a very odd place, that’s all. Do y’all still stop over for a spell of buttermilk or sugar at the neighbors?

jack rip her

Posted 7:11 pm, 07/18/2018

I dont look at billy bobs comments as having a beef with Creston. I look at it as educational truths.

Would you consider the gay colony at the carefree cove Creston? How about all the new hippies living off the grid in Creston?

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:20 pm, 07/18/2018

I knew a fella that bought a piece of property and put a road in and subdivided it. He put a sign with the name of the subdivision at the entrance. That sign had a buck on it. He couldn’t keep that sign up because the locals would come through and shoot it. He decided they would shoot anything with antlers

swanky

Posted 5:16 pm, 07/18/2018

Billythemountain,

So what's your real beef with Creston? Your responses have my curiosity aroused.

billythemountain

Posted 5:03 pm, 07/18/2018

Creston is beautiful until you see mutant children playing with insulation and wires in an abandoned trailer that’s rotting in front of a rusted, occupied trailer.

billythemountain

Posted 4:57 pm, 07/18/2018

I just tire of their complaints, and mutant-like looks. You can always spot a Crestonite in a store. They look like ancient relics or meth addicts, and they always use government assistance. But they constantly complain about lack of cell service or emergency call response times. Look, you suffer cardiac arrest or a stroke in Creston, you’re going to die, and you’ve no one but yourselves to blame for living in BumFEgypt.

Olejoe

Posted 4:53 pm, 07/18/2018

Can't see why any guy who has a pair would be scared of Creston.

swanky

Posted 4:44 pm, 07/18/2018

I think Creston is a beautiful place to visit. I wouldn't want to live there because of its distance into town. I do know several VERY NICE families out there as well.

jack rip her

Posted 1:17 pm, 07/18/2018

I just dont think anyone whooped porky. Had they we would be reading headlines that porky has shot a couple more.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 12:19 pm, 07/18/2018

I’d say they realized he was thst tv deputy and decided he could use a good lesson

Joseph T.

Posted 12:13 pm, 07/18/2018

aFicIoNadoS (view profile)

Posted 10:07 pm, 07/17/2018

Probably. From what I have heard, he may be on medical leave for a while and may need to supliment his income.

Yeah I heard a few old boys in TN. Tuned him up a bit but I haven't been able to get anymore details as to what did or didn't happen.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 11:07 am, 07/18/2018

To the original question, I’ve never found creston scary. I used to hang out with some guys from creston. They would fight a buzz was just to prove they could, but they were great as long as they liked you. It is fun to throw some transplant in the truck though and take them for a ride through creston and see them start sweating.

Crestonflash

Posted 10:25 am, 07/18/2018

billythemountain (view profile)

Posted 9:36 pm, 07/17/2018

Does Hoppy still run that c*ckfighting ring out there?


I thought Jack ran it. RIP

jack rip her

Posted 8:40 am, 07/18/2018

Rose you and flash should just form your own county out there in Creston. I bet bufurt would serve as your sheriff and Gerry as a commissioner.

crestonflash

Posted 8:04 am, 07/18/2018

Billy Bob, we are scattered from NC to Oregon

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