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grimey
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Username : grimey


Name : aka possum


Gender : male


Birthday : July 14, 1967


From : same place other babies came from...duh

Description :

Lord and Protector of Broke Quack Mountain and all of its inhabitants. Sainted deity of all gay and cussing birds.

Rules of Broke Quack Mountain
1...My car is in the road so keep your dog out of the damned road.
2...Keep your dog out of my chicken house before I give it away.
3...Don't stare at gay ducks getting it on with each other. They are at home and you are a visitor. If you don't like it...Leave.
4...Raccoons will be tortured three days before being killed. Possums will be kindly relocated without injury just out of pity on their looks.
5...My geese goose...So stay in your car and back out the driveway.
6...This land and all things on it will rejoin these United States in early 2017. Until then we rule without a president.
7...We decorate xmas trees with xmas lights and like it just that way.
8...I mow my yard naked...Remember that you passed signs stating private road and private property all the way from the hard top before complaining.
9..I will not force gay marriage on you if you do not make me partake of your hetero marriage bed activities. My bed is mine for me and mine.
10...Tuna is nasty. I don't even like fish sticks.
11...Leave my ghosts alone. They were here before me and most definitely before you were.
12...If you ask nicely, I may let you choke a chicken with me. :)
13....I do not treat other people as I would want to be treated because I want to be treated better than other people.



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