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Posted 6:20 am, 06/15/2021

Keep riding the county bus.


Posted 6:14 am, 06/15/2021


Well flatulence and feces out of order once again.
Hey "the dog" I believe you have that no biting cone on just a little too tight. Why dont you get your confident blow up latex doll lover to loosen it up a little.
So how are my two dyslexic testicles today?
I'm not doing well. My car broke down again. No not the rotor blade.
This time they are telling me I need to alternate. I dont know what they mean by that.
I said alternate what?
I only have one car so I cant alternate cars.
I only have 1 pair of flip flops so that is out.
I only have 1 pair of sunglasses so once again I struck out
I only have one kind of sunscreen so nothing there.
I only have 1 vibrator so I cannot alternate vibrators.
I only have 1 kind of herb at this time and I cant alternate that.
I can never alternate the Toto's so I kept asking him alternate what for hippies sake.
He just kept saying alternate and that is all he said.
I am so confused......
I hope everyone is going to have a better day than I am going to have....


Posted 4:37 pm, 06/09/2021

You will need to prove to the dog how willing and eager you are to pleasure me and make me super dog.


Posted 12:35 pm, 06/09/2021

I love confident women. I have no time for angry women. Your anger isn't confidence. Your need to convince me how good you are just proves you aren't confident.


Posted 9:53 am, 06/09/2021


I figured a confident woman scares you. You boy are a whimp.
Give me a "fall" sometime if you dont "call" on your little puppy first
OH MY GOD that was funny.
Give me a fall you roofer want a be. Then you can call on your pup

You bored today?


Posted 9:43 am, 06/09/2021

Nah, you've got too much anger to be beautiful. Hot chicks are never that angry. Dog, I'll let you have her. She's got the makings of a stalker chick after you make her come. She'll be like trying to get rid of a stray dog after you feed it.


Posted 9:30 am, 06/09/2021


I read your posts this morning and they made me chuckle. Thank you.

First I would imagine the only thing that mutt has is a "little pleasure" .
Goes with his little mind and little spine and little "pupticles" and little IQ and little and little...

So which one of you lover boy's won the coin toss?
I am so excited to see which of you foul mouthed gentlemen are going to service me that I am vomiting as I am writing this.
It's called multi-tasking...

If either one of you saw me I can guarantee your mouths would drop your pup and fish hood would get hard and you would most definitely drop your jaws.
I am not only a beautiful mature woman I am also extremely confident. I know this intimidates the both of you cause you have had your way with women on this site since hippie was created.

I am not bragging. I'm just a very proud woman of Ashe County and won't back down from a couple of immature sexist racist "little thugs" like you two.
I really do enjoy embarrassing the both of you though so I thank you for that.
Love you!!

Have a great day!!


Posted 9:03 am, 06/09/2021


You can tuck it on the inside
You can throw it on the floor
You can wave it on the outside
Like you never did before

You get the diplomatic treatment
You get the force fed future
You get the funk after death
You get the wisenheimer brainstorm

I've been lying on your feathers
You keep talking about the weather
I'm a psilocybin pony
You're a flick fandango phony

It's a sticky contradiction
It's a thing you call creation
Everything is science fiction
And I ought to know

I'm in touch with your world
So don't you try to hide it
I'm in touch with your world
And nobody's going to buy it

It's such a lovely way to go

Hope everyone has a great day!!!!


Posted 8:58 pm, 06/06/2021

Dung and Pin whatever you two idjwits need to get it up aint bin 'ventid yet, you two "softies" might as well suck on Aspirin.


Posted 7:57 pm, 06/06/2021

Ok fins I am flipping a coin call it. Winner gets to service the crazy bat crap mental. Loser gets sloppy seconds and I have the Viagra cause I know we will both need it.


Posted 12:06 pm, 06/06/2021

Oh dear mental Pinocchio's suggesting that Dung Beetle should "pleasure" you that's a thought that would scare the crap out of any woman I know. But then He would have to get it up in order for that to happen so I guess you're safe, last time he got it up was when he was spanking the monkey while looking at the July 1967 Playboy centerfold.


Posted 12:01 pm, 06/06/2021

The cloth head from the bash was supposed to hit that but I am told she could not slip him in the asylum Fins.


Posted 11:19 am, 06/06/2021

Dog, menopause is jealous. You may have to give her a little pleasure before she loses it


Posted 11:04 am, 06/06/2021


Hello Henry. Henry how do two immature little boys drive out to Montana to become dental floss tycoons and make it back to their trailer here in Ashe in say 1 hour??

So now the fish has a baby chic from Montana that he has trained to tie knots. How does this work out for the blow up dolls? You setting yourself up for a latex insurrection?
And I am glad you utilized that Russian wife web site I sent you a while back.
Took a while but you stuck with it and look at the rewards!!!

And for my K9 service mutt. I was going to give you a pass but seeing you and your fishstdick were stuck
with each other once again on a Saturday night I thought well no.
It is ALWAYS flatulence before feces. We all know you are flatulence and fish boy is feces. Please try to stay
in order when posting. Thanks in advance..

And fish boy. I thought you were God. Why are you thanking yourself? Surely not because you are rubbing your little flea and tick boy's belly on a Saturday night???? And you are confusing that saline drip with that green stuff dripping from that dead dog's pup hood??
Let me guess. The two of you are sitting around huffing Frontline flea and tick juice on a Saturday night.
You know it is supposed to be applied in between the shoulder blades not huffed in a bag you two little simple minded wife rejects
But in order to do that you would need a back that holds a spinal cord which neither of you have.
Now that was funny!!!!

So freaking embarrassing the two of you are but I am glad you made it back
safely from your Montana STD get a way!!

I'm on top of the world
Looking down on creation
And the only explanation I could find
Is the love that I found
When you two came around
You both put me on top of the world

Love both of you worthless fried twinkie eating, diet cola drinking, hand down your pants while watching reruns of Springer fantasy living freaks of nature......

Have a great day!!!


Posted 10:42 am, 06/06/2021

Hey mental I told you not to ask Charlie to guard the pout house door as soon as he spotted a little boy he was gone. Now those twerps are on the loose again and we have to hear about their sordid imaginings about things they haven't got, never had and never will.

There was a time when it was amusing to read about two middle aged retreads wallowing in memories of a youth they never had and inventing a present that doesn't exist but now it's gotten old. Well I guess if we're going to enable them by posting on this site we'll have to suffer with the feeble crap they dream up.


Posted 8:40 pm, 06/05/2021

Hot doesn't even begin to describe them. But, they are a workout to keep up with. Thank god she's a nurse too and knows how to hook up an IV so I can rehydrate. Bonus side, nothing knocks out a hangover like a morning saline drip!


Posted 8:22 pm, 06/05/2021

Fins once you wash that horsy smell off the barrel racer chicks they are rather hot and have more moves then a octopus


Posted 8:11 pm, 06/05/2021

Dog, looks like someone is starving for our attention again. Poor thing.

On a more important note, that rodeo chick I brought back from Montana is going to be the death of me. She's does things with a rope I haven't even seen on the internet. Those barrel racer girls are wilder than Russian strippers


Posted 4:25 pm, 06/05/2021

Well mental looks like we've run the twerps to ground, maybe we can get some more intelligent narrative on this site now we're rid of their childish fantasies and mindless insults.


Posted 2:58 pm, 06/03/2021


Very impressive post there K9 service dog.
Very impressive.

Hello Henry!!

Hope everyone is having a great day!!

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