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Ya'll hear about Commissioner Roark getting locked in the jail and couldn't get out

pointman

Posted 2:08 pm, 09/22/2017

No surprise here. I doubt he could find his butt with both hands.

Heels09

Posted 9:28 am, 09/22/2017

A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards; as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push. --Ludwig Wittgenstein

jrscott295

Posted 12:30 am, 09/22/2017

No one found this amusing :(. I thought it was funny when I heard it. He wasn't a prisoner or anything he just couldn't get out of the jail :)

jrscott295

Posted 10:58 am, 09/21/2017

I heard from the grapevine that Gary Roark, our most beloved and esteemed County Commisser (hold the snickering) seemed to have gotten locked in the jail the other day and couldn't get out.
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